No unnecessary ingredients? Congratulations! Do you also not burn your profits in an incinerator?

No unnecessary ingredients? Congratulations! Do you also not burn your profits in an incinerator?

Keep collapsing subgenres together, Barnes and Noble. Your stores keep getting more and more fun and helpful! Hey, is that a new set of shelves just for jigsaw puzzles? Great job, guys.

I don’t know, maybe this is a joke. I mean, there wasn’t even anything new on the damn table.

Keep collapsing subgenres together, Barnes and Noble. Your stores keep getting more and more fun and helpful! Hey, is that a new set of shelves just for jigsaw puzzles? Great job, guys.

I don’t know, maybe this is a joke. I mean, there wasn’t even anything new on the damn table.

Legitimate doctors used to scoff at this practice in the infancy of germ theory. Good thing it was finally proven to be a hoax perpetrated by “Big Soap.” You’re next, global warming and vaccines!

Legitimate doctors used to scoff at this practice in the infancy of germ theory. Good thing it was finally proven to be a hoax perpetrated by “Big Soap.” You’re next, global warming and vaccines!

Oh, I’m ready. I think YOU need to be a little more ready.

Oh, I’m ready. I think YOU need to be a little more ready.

This may be a Best Western Plus but… the identical artwork kind of detracts from the intended homey effect.

This may be a Best Western Plus but… the identical artwork kind of detracts from the intended homey effect.

No, you’ll ruin your appetite. Oh, it’s a Back to School pie? OK then.

No, you’ll ruin your appetite. Oh, it’s a Back to School pie? OK then.

Oh, that Banksy!!

Oh, that Banksy!!

Whoever invented this ad forgot about not having your face all up in someone else’s face if you don’t want to.

Whoever invented this ad forgot about not having your face all up in someone else’s face if you don’t want to.