Why did the dog want an apple?

Why did the dog want an apple?

Look, the sausage gravy is good, but I wouldn’t nut to it.

Look, the sausage gravy is good, but I wouldn’t nut to it.

Not sure that analogy really justifies itself. Maybe “reset your body’s odometer to run further away from where you initially wanted to go, backwards.”

Not sure that analogy really justifies itself. Maybe “reset your body’s odometer to run further away from where you initially wanted to go, backwards.”

When his body was recovered, it had swollen to twice its original size.

When his body was recovered, it had swollen to twice its original size.

You know dogs shit, too, right? What is this, a negative entendre?

You know dogs shit, too, right? What is this, a negative entendre?

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

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Why wasn’t this in the Eagles documentary??

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JESUS

JESUS